If you want a website that is kind of sleazy and knows it, you can STILL probably do a lot better than XXXBlackBook.com.
This site is a pretty lazy one, as far as sleazy websites go. At least it isn’t full of flashing ads that make you think your computer is going to get a virus, but it’s not far from that, either.
This site isn’t a great value for your money. You’re not going to get laid, you’re just going to get frustrated. What makes XXXBlackBook.com so obnoxious? Let’s find out…
XXXBlackBook.com Review: Why XXXBlackBook.com Isn’t in Our “Best” List
Our “best” list of websites is a pretty exclusive club, and not every website can make it. XXXBlackBook.com can definitely not make it. For one thing, we clarify that to be on the “best” list, a website has to get us laid. This site did not.
When we say it didn’t get us laid, we mean that it didn’t make the slightest attempt to get us laid. It did not try. It was expensive and boring and it really didn’t try at all.
First, the site promises that you can “get laid tonight!” It claims to be full of beautiful people in your area, and says that they’re very open and exciting and ready to meet up for sex tonight.
However, as soon as you actually create an account, all those sexy beautiful people disappear. You’re left with horrible, horrible rejects that look like you could pick them out of a bargain bin at WalMart, if you didn’t mind your hand coming out all smelly and gross. We were left with 1s and 2s, fatties, and girls that couldn’t get laid by the most wasted frat boy you’ve ever met.
Not exactly sexy.
None of these girls are going in our black books, of course. What was equally disturbing was the fact that the location reader on this website is off. Really off. Like, off by several hundred miles.
It’s not that bad a site problem, but it was pretty obnoxious. Every time we tried to plug in our location, we’d get a whole host of gross skanky girls wanting to hook up a couple states away. This wasn’t a specific problem for us, either. Most of the people we talked to experienced it in some matter, and all five of us guys did.
Basically, if you’re going to try and get laid with girls in your area, XXXBlackBook.com is not going to help you. Hell, it kinda seemed like it was trying to STOP us half the time.
Results From XXXBlackBook.com: Why XXXBlackBook.com Is Not Legit
Initially, we were actually pretty hopeful about this website. It seemed like it had a nice design, the profiles looked good, and everything seemed legit at first.
Unfortunately, this didn’t last, as most plans don’t survive the first encounter with the enemy (in this case, our libidos). Trust us, we’re willing to work pretty damn hard to pull a lay, and being totally unable to get a single chick to bang us is rarely in the job description for us.
We sent out 900 emails during our time doing our XXXBlackBook review, and we got back an initial 121 responses. This wasn’t a GREAT response (our number one site, SocialSex, earned us a net of 700 responses to our queries). However, it wasn’t as bad as some of the actual worst sites we’ve tried.
Unfortunately, most of those 121 responses were not legitimate. They were spambots, specifically designed to make guys think their messages are actually going somewhere when in truth they’re just going to a collection of ones and zeroes.
There are no real women on this site.
We tried with almost all the responses that weren’t actually fake, and we did manage to set up one date. We had to drive about an hour to meet her, and halfway through the meeting she went to the bathroom and came back with her pupils dilated and her hands shaking. Not saying she was on drugs (but she was on drugs). We’re not into twitchy druggies who get startled at sudden sounds, so we got out of there.
That was it. We didn’t close a single deal, and we didn’t have any fun our entire time doing our XXXBlackBook test.
Why It’s Not Worth Signing Up For: Is XXXBlackBook.com a Scam?
We’re trying to think of any reason that anyone in their right mind would want to use XXXBlackBook.com for hooking up with hot girls, and coming up with a big fat lack of reasons.
There are better sites out there by the dozen. Hell, there are better scam sites that at least pretend to be decent. We’re not surprised that the site doesn’t have any girls on it; if we’d known how shitty it was, we wouldn’t have been on there for a fraction of a second, either. Once you sign on and the “singles waiting to meet you” all disappear, you pretty much know what you’re getting yourself into, and what you’re not getting yourself into (i.e. a hot woman).
XXXBlackBook.com is a site that doesn’t try hard, and was obviously coded by someone’s cousin for $20 and a pizza. The site is not responsive, the GPS or whatever is broken as hell, and it doesn’t even make an attempt to make you feel like you’re not getting scammed.
XXXBlackBook.com Review: Should You Try XXXBlackBook.com For Hooking Up?
If you want to feel like you’re being ripped off at every turn, we can’t even recommend XXXBlackBook.com for that. Uh, we guess if you WANT to feel like you’re getting ripped off, iHookup or whatever would be a better choice, or better yet, BeNaughty, since those sites at least provide entertainment given how bad they are.
If you actually want to find a GOOD site where you can hook up, try some of the sites in our Top Five. We especially recommend SocialSex, where we got laid the most, closely followed by Xpress.com. Learn the tips and tricks of spotting scams like XXXBlackBook.com in our guide to spotting and avoiding scams on hookup sites.
Just stay away from this craphole. These people don’t know what they’re doing.