EroticAds makes no bones about what it is and why it exists: it wants to get you hooked up TONIGHT. As a bunch of guys who generally like hooking up tonight, we’re pretty in favor of a site like this.
Read on to find out why we liked our EroticAds test so much that we decided to put it in our top 5.
EroticAds.com Review: Why EroticAds.com Ranked #5
The best way to describe EroticAds.com is FAST. This site wants to get you laid tonight, if possible, and has streamlined their site to the point that this is both obvious and useful.
During our EroticAds comparison, we really enjoyed our experience for the most part. We were pleasantly surprised to find that it was a pretty legit site. None of the scammers or spammers we encountered were site-based, and there were only a few that were individuals. For more on getting rid of scammers, check out our guide to spotting and avoiding scammers on hookup dating sites.
While we like the look and feel of EroticAds.com, we weren’t too sure about the member content. Fortunately, we wound up being happy with the girls that we ended up meeting.
Our Results On EroticAds.com Over 3 Months
While we did have good results on EroticAds, and it turned out to be a legitimate site instead of a scam, we still didn’t get as impressive a response from our emails as we did on the other sites on our Top 5 list. Yes, we still got laid, and yes, the girls were pretty hot, it just wasn’t as resounding a success as a site like SocialSex.
We sent out 900 emails in the course of doing this EroticAds review, and got back 343 emails in return. We were very happy to find that despite the name of the website, very few if any were actual advertisements.
This is not a scam.
The website seems to work pretty well at filtering out escorts and hookers and scammers, which makes us happy. We did get a lot of emails from girls who turned out to be a hell of a lot older than their pictures, which was a big disappointment, but at least they were still real girls.
We set up only 28 dates out of the several hundred emails, which was a pretty good success, though not resounding. Fortunately, almost all of those showed up to our date.
We closed the deal on 21 girls on EroticAds.com, which we found to be a pretty damn decent turnover rate. With each of them, we followed the tips set out in the guide to taking girls from hookup sites on a first date, and only wound up paying for two drinks at most and the cost of cab fare, instead of a pricey dinner special.
EroticAds.com: Emails & Contact Messages That Worked
Here are some of the emails that worked the best for us while meeting women on EroticAds.com.
Email One: “Hi, Elle. I couldn’t help but notice that your ad was for single men or couples. While I’m a single man, I profess myself intrigued, and I love a woman that’s frank and upfront about her sexuality and what she wants. Are you always so refreshingly honest?”
Email Two: “Hi, Kia. As startlingly lovely as you look in that red dress, I can’t help but wonder what you’d look like in black, possibly with pearls. Do you own anything like that? I’d wear my own black dress and pearls, if you want to swap….kidding.”
Email Three: “Hi, Erin. I notice you look fantastic on horseback. Is that a warmblood? And what breed is the horse?
Sorry, I can’t resist horse puns. I start on them before I even get out of the gate.”
(Note: Yeah, we don’t know why she responded to that one, either. It just goes to show that women like a guy who’s willing to embarrass himself in the name of being funny.)
Get An Edge Over 99% Of Men On EroticAds.com
Most of the guys on EroticAds, we noticed during our comparison, don’t even have a photograph up. This seems like such an easy and obvious way to get girls to check out your profile that it’s hardly worth mentioning, but many men are embarrassed about what they look like.
Check out our guide to taking the best profile photograph. This can help you get over those jitters and put your best photo forward, meaning that the girls will be way more interested in looking at whatever else you have to offer them.
Another good way to put yourself out there is to make sure you fill out the “interests” section. A lot of girls we contacted emailed us back to say that they were surprised we weren’t just making up interests to suit theirs, but had actually listed them on our profiles.
They WERE made up, but that’s not the point. Girls like to feel that at least your lies are consistent. (For a list of the coolest interests to put on your profile, check out our guide to making your profile stand out on hookup websites.)
Review Of What We Loved
A fantastic aspect of EroticAds is the fact that this site is used by all kinds of people for all kinds of meet-ups. There are adult daters, swingers, hookups, sexy cam shows, and even people who want to actually date each other, though those are a much more rare and dying breed. We were thrilled to meet girls looking for all kinds of things, and even almost had a date with a swinging couple (that one we backed out of).
Another thing we really liked was the fact that EroticAds.com didn’t fake their sorting algorithm to try and pull it over us while we were logging in. The results we saw before we logged in and the ones we saw after we logged in were just the same.
Review Of What We Didn’t Love
If there’s a problem with EroticAds, it’s the website itself, not the content. Let’s be clear here: we LOVE the content. The girls we met through this site were pretty awesomely honest about what they didn’t and didn’t want, and we like that a lot. However, the website could have been sleeker, and better designed.
Is EroticAds.com Legit For Hookups? EroticAds.com Review Conclusion
EroticAds does a pretty decent job of doing what it tries to do, which is hooking people up. It’s not as good as SocialSex when it comes to sorting or the hotness of the girls, but it’s still a solid and decent site.