Easiest Hookups: Spot Vulnerable Women & Get Them Into Bed
Look, if you’re going to wait for the love of your life, you’re probably not going to be cruising hookup sites in the first place.
With that in mind, this guide is going to teach you the absolutely easiest ways to get laid fast. No, it’s not some bullshit miracle “trick,” and it’s not some kind of dumb formula or whatever. This is just some simple observation of the many, MANY girls we’ve gone out with over the time we’ve been collecting data for this site.
Look for the most vulnerable girls.
This could be because they’re looking for a revenge fuck. This is a fantastic shoo-in for guys, because women in this position have lowered their standards drastically in an attempt to get back at the men in their lives. They’re not really into you, they’re into the way you make them feel—whether that’s because they want to feel cheap or because they want to punish their man for cheating on them or leaving them.
If you find a girl who’s recently been jumped, chances are she wants a quick rebound revenge fling. This can be GREAT for you. Pretty much all you have to be is NOT the guy who did them wrong, and you’re already ahead of that guy.
For a quick win, lower your standards.
Look, we know that not every girl on a hookup site is a perfect 10. Sometimes when you just can’t really stand another night answering emails and pretending you’re not going to spend the night with a bunch of pixels and your right hand, you just need a good win.
For those times (although you do NOT need to do this all of the time—our guide will definitely show you how to pick up hot girls on these hookup websites), consider dropping your goal down to a 4 or 5 instead of a 6 or 7.
One of our team of five guys is really into girls with a little bit more meat on her bones—not fatties, just girls with enough to squeeze. He had more success than probably any of us, because these under-sexed girls are willing to put out at the drop of a hat.
Just turn the lights off and pretend.
Hey, you might get a taste for it, and then imagine how much easier it’ll be to hook up.
You can also easily land a 6 or 7—these girls are UNDER-SEXED and looking for someone to make them feel like the gorgeous woman they really aren’t, especially under harsh lighting. To find the best looking girls, skip the profile pictures—most of those are airbrushed and retouched these days anyway.
Instead, go for the other pictures she’s posted. If she has pics of her doing activities, it’s a good bet that those photos aren’t altered the way profile pictures usually are. If the pics are genuine, you’ll know you’ve found a girl who probably looks close to the same online as she does in real life, which is a huge boost when you’re looking for someone actually hot to take home for the night.
How do I know if she’s vulnerable?
There are a few easy questions you can ask a girl to find out if she’s in a vulnerable place right now, and willing to put out. Here are three easy ones:
- When’s the last time a man treated you the way you deserve to be treated? (look for bitterness and sarcasm—those are good signs)
- “You probably get lines like ‘you’re the most beautiful woman in the room’ all the time, right?”
- “I’m pretty different from other guys. What makes you different from other girls?”